HI I NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH A BABY TURTLE DILEMMA?

Hi i found a baby turtle on the gr in my yard. he was so small , i wanted to see if i could hold him on my tongue. i got him on, but then the slippery little guy ran right down my throat! after swiggin some likkid i dedoosed that he was lodged in my esofagus. after swigen mor likkid, he went in my belly. how do i get the little guy out without hurting him?